Three humorous alien holiday
stories coming November 21, 2023!
All I want for Christmas is for my boss to be abducted by aliens.
Being stood up at a fancy restaurant on Christmas Eve isn't terrible. It's the worst kind of terrible. It was my first opportunity to have somewhat of a social life in over a year, thanks to my devil boss who never gives me a second to myself. Not even in the bathroom...
But then a mysterious stranger crashes my pity party, looks hot on my arm at the company Christmas party even if he's clueless, gets mistaken for a stripper, tries to eat my rabbit, gives me the best present ever in the storage room AND...
just might make my holiday alien abduction wish come true.
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When your brand-new “kind-of” puppy comes along with his own alien handler.
Tabitha: My best friend gives me her adorable alien puppy. She won’t say why, but I suspect her crabby cat, lovingly nicknamed Satanic Sheila by me, wants to eat him.
He’s got the face only a mother could love. Poor little scrawny thing just shivers and shakes and buries his little face deep into my cleavage to hide.
I have to ignore the strange barking noises that sound more like a man motorboating.
Beloc: Her pet isn’t an alien dog—he’s my brother.
Punished for a short time to navigate Earth, a species he publicly deemed no better than pets—what better punishment than to become a pet himself trapped in a shapeshifting change?
Except J’ngal finds the most attractive, luscious female on the planet. He has access to her home, her body, her conversations. As a beloved pet, he gets to see her dress, watch her shower, tag along on all her dates. All the things I want to do and can't.
Two can play at that game.
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One bitter, disillusioned, post-menopausal human female who’s experienced so much pain that she can’t even enjoy Christmas anymore.
One large, green, alien bounty-hunter with a no-nonsense attitude who wants nothing more than to slip onto the forbidden planet (Earth), capture his targets and get out before anyone notices he’s there.
One very irritable, grouchy cat named Satan Claws, who tolerates no one but the woman who liberated him from the shelter.
Can they somehow all manage to save each other, and maybe Christmas, too, while they’re at it?
This is a fun, quick, Christmas story of only about 25,000 words that is meant to make you smile.
This book is a work of fiction. All characters, plot, places, circumstances, situations and everything it entails are products of the author’s imagination. All are human-dreamed, human-imagined, and human-created.
Warning: This book is intended for mature readers. This book contains situations, sexual and otherwise, as well as violence and/or abuse both real and implied that may be disturbing for some readers. If you are offended by these subjects, please do not buy this book.
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