Three humorous alien holiday
stories coming November 21, 2023!
All I want for Christmas is for my boss to be abducted by aliens.
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Being stood up at a fancy restaurant on Christmas Eve isn't terrible. It's the worst kind of terrible. It was my first opportunity to have somewhat of a social life in over a year, thanks to my devil boss who never gives me a second to myself. Not even in the bathroom...
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But then a mysterious stranger crashes my pity party, looks hot on my arm at the company Christmas party even if he's clueless, gets mistaken for a stripper, tries to eat my rabbit, gives me the best present ever in the storage room AND...
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just might make my holiday alien abduction wish come true.
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When your brand-new “kind-of” puppy comes along with his own alien handler.
Tabitha: My best friend gives me her adorable alien puppy. She won’t say why, but I suspect her crabby cat, lovingly nicknamed Satanic Sheila by me, wants to eat him.
He’s got the face only a mother could love. Poor little scrawny thing just shivers and shakes and buries his little face deep into my cleavage to hide.
I have to ignore the strange barking noises that sound more like a man motorboating.
Beloc: Her pet isn’t an alien dog—he’s my brother.
Punished for a short time to navigate Earth, a species he publicly deemed no better than pets—what better punishment than to become a pet himself trapped in a shapeshifting change?
Except J’ngal finds the most attractive, luscious female on the planet. He has access to her home, her body, her conversations. As a beloved pet, he gets to see her dress, watch her shower, tag along on all her dates. All the things I want to do and can't.
Two can play at that game.
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One bitter, disillusioned, post-menopausal human female who’s experienced so much pain that she can’t even enjoy Christmas anymore.
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One large, green, alien bounty-hunter with a no-nonsense attitude who wants nothing more than to slip onto the forbidden planet (Earth), capture his targets and get out before anyone notices he’s there.
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One very irritable, grouchy cat named Satan Claws, who tolerates no one but the woman who liberated him from the shelter.
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Can they somehow all manage to save each other, and maybe Christmas, too, while they’re at it?
This is a fun, quick, Christmas story of only about 25,000 words that is meant to make you smile.
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This book is a work of fiction. All characters, plot, places, circumstances, situations and everything it entails are products of the author’s imagination. All are human-dreamed, human-imagined, and human-created.
Warning: This book is intended for mature readers. This book contains situations, sexual and otherwise, as well as violence and/or abuse both real and implied that may be disturbing for some readers. If you are offended by these subjects, please do not buy this book.
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